I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The uberlube is also flammable
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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