Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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