dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"