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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.

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(805): View more from California

i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something

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(631): View more from New York

do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?

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(708): View more from Illinois

Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?

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(317): View more from Indiana

Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.

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(850): View more from Florida

She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list

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