She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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