yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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