dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
