are you still at the devil's house?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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