It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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