people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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