hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
