Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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