i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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