Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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