Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize