Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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