I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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