Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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