His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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