Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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