Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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