its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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