..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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