that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
