we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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