brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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