Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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