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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on

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(650): View more from California

I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.

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(619): View more from California

Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.

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(850): View more from Florida

if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him

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(614): View more from Ohio

We just shotgunned beers for America

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(706): View more from Georgia

Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.

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(443): View more from Maryland

yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac

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(702): View more from Nevada

She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off

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