Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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