The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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