Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
he was CRYING into my vagina
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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