How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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