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(519): View more from Ontario

Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.

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(415): View more from California

Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.

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(847): View more from Illinois

You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head

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(516): View more from New York

There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies

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You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?

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(757): View more from Virginia

do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.

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And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.

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