Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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