i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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