Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
high people should be assigned attendants
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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