I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I have post one night stand depression
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