You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Farmville is her only friend.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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