Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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