Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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