ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
