He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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