I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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