? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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