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(214): View more from Texas

The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi

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(714): View more from California

I think I am morally bankrupt

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(517): View more from Michigan

Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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(312): View more from Illinois

I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista

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(201): View more from New Jersey

No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.

(1-201): View more from New Jersey

You're a rent hooker.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?

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(705): View more from Ontario

Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.

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