MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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