Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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