i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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