so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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