see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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