Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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