i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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