Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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