Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I wear drunk well.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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