If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
In America we eat man semen.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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